I was recently informed by my mom that the coolest bonsai tree in the world, the "Penis Bonsai", has passed away. The Penis Bonsai was given to Niki and I by my mom as a house warming present when we moved in together at our place in Rochester. She purchased the tree unaware of the fact that it was a one of a kind bonsai tree, complete with a penis, a scrotum and two legs. This is, of course, the first thing that I noticed.
The Penis Bonsai was totally awesome. It was the longest living, most well endowed bonsai tree that I have ever owned, and it is the only plant that I have ever really felt sad about losing. I guess that it isn't that bad, because apparently the corpse of the plant has been reserved and decorated in some manner, so we now have a Penis Bonsai Mummy. I can't wait to see this when I get back.
